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16oz Mug "Just Because I am awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready to Do Things"
$8.99
Awake. Not Available.
Eyes open. Coffee in hand. Absolutely zero obligations acknowledged. This mug was designed for the person who shows up — but on their own terms, and definitely not before the second cup.
Why This Mug Gets You
- Honest to a fault — says exactly what your face is already saying every morning
- Durable ceramic construction — built to survive mornings even when you barely can
- Perfect size for your morning ritual — enough room for the coffee that makes existence bearable
- Handcrafted by KW2 Designs — made with care in the USA
Whether it's your personal morning mantra or the perfect gift for the night owl, the reluctant early riser, or literally anyone who has ever had a Monday — this mug speaks the truth no one else will say out loud.
Presence is not participation. This mug understands.